"Oh, the cactus needs a hug! Go on, make it feel needed. Do it, fuck features. Do it now. Caress the spine."
"Of course it's your tomato. You can do what the fuck you want with it. Except have sex with it."
"You can't do that to a jellyfish. I'm calling the authorities. You dirty jelly molester."
Sleep Talkin' Man.
Because I can't be bothered posting anything more interesting.
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