"Oh, the cactus needs a hug! Go on, make it feel needed. Do it, fuck features. Do it now. Caress the spine."
"Of course it's your tomato. You can do what the fuck you want with it. Except have sex with it."
"You can't do that to a jellyfish. I'm calling the authorities. You dirty jelly molester."
Sleep Talkin' Man.
Because I can't be bothered posting anything more interesting.
"Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you, for the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it."
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Showing posts with label Short. Show all posts
Thursday, May 13
Sunday, May 9
I'm BAAAAAACK!!!
<< My little brother Joel drew this for me. I like it a lot. (:Well, hasn't it been awhile??
Do you know why?
It's because I am boring!
But I'm good with that.
Because I am happy, so screw everything else.
Now that's a philosophy!!
Guess who I think is awesome??
...
Other than myself, of course.
...
That's right!
...
David Bowie!!
(You didn't see that one coming, did you?)
Seriously, Rebel Rebel and Drive-In Saturday and Ziggy Stardust are awesome songs.
I finished King Rat awhile ago now, but I just have to say that it was a fantastic (although weird) book. Now I'm reading Trainspotting, which is really really good, but it's hard going because of the Scottish accent it's written in - and of course, some of the doings in there are pretty dodgy.
Arthur, from that kiddie's TV show Arthur, was apparantly an aardvark. What??
SCARF SLAP!!!
Ummity umm...
And that's it.
That's all I have to say.
Yeerp.
Bye bye, catboys.
Today's Quote: "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife." -Douglas Adams
Friday, April 23
Oops.
Um, well, I'm not nuts. I'm just wired differently. And when I wanna say something, but I don't want to come out and say it, I get a little metaphorical, a little oblique. I don't even understand it half the time. Sorry, it must be annoying.
Um, well, I should go and do my stupid History assignment now. Or maybe have some lunch. I didn't have any breakfast, so lunch is probably a good move. Lunch, then assignment.
Today's Quote: "A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" -Albert Einstein
Um, well, I should go and do my stupid History assignment now. Or maybe have some lunch. I didn't have any breakfast, so lunch is probably a good move. Lunch, then assignment.
Today's Quote: "A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" -Albert Einstein
Tuesday, April 20
Still Bored
Nah, I can't be bothered.
Really there is nothing to say right now.
I have pins and needles.
Well, there is that.
I'm gutted I missed my free lunch. But Sheliah Winn is going well, it's better now that we don't have rehearsals all the time. That was annoying.
Today's Quote: "Everything you can imagine is real." -Pablo Picasso
Really there is nothing to say right now.
I have pins and needles.
Well, there is that.
I'm gutted I missed my free lunch. But Sheliah Winn is going well, it's better now that we don't have rehearsals all the time. That was annoying.
Today's Quote: "Everything you can imagine is real." -Pablo Picasso
Sunday, April 4
Futterwakken!!
We went to the Plaza today. I got fudge. :D
Holidays are so boring. There's stuff I need to do - finish Doctor Zhivago, finish my CM fic (it's been too long!!), start my Piper story (I'm in a good mindset for that at the moment, I should make the most of it) - but I'm just soo unmotivated. Nygh.
I want a new scarf. And some new hobo gloves. And you know what else I want?? A Mad Hatter t-shirt. And a Cat in the Hat hoodie. From JayJays. Oh, and I need some more winter clothes, I'm going to freeze at this rate, all I've got is some very thin cardigans.
Today's Quote: "The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time." -Willie Tyler
Holidays are so boring. There's stuff I need to do - finish Doctor Zhivago, finish my CM fic (it's been too long!!), start my Piper story (I'm in a good mindset for that at the moment, I should make the most of it) - but I'm just soo unmotivated. Nygh.
I want a new scarf. And some new hobo gloves. And you know what else I want?? A Mad Hatter t-shirt. And a Cat in the Hat hoodie. From JayJays. Oh, and I need some more winter clothes, I'm going to freeze at this rate, all I've got is some very thin cardigans.
Today's Quote: "The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time." -Willie Tyler
Friday, April 2
"Hey, I'm starting to feel okay / Lucky number nine, hooray."
Bob Dylan and JD Salinger are geniuses. They have healing powers. Best of Dylan and The Catcher in the Rye are magical instant improve-everything pieces of awesome.
Ew! Dad sprayed flyspray and I'm being gassed to death! Heeeelp meeeeee...
Ew! Dad sprayed flyspray and I'm being gassed to death! Heeeelp meeeeee...
Sunday, March 28
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Ho boy.
Well, I'm glad production is over. At last. Everything seems to be over. My History assignment, production, my Drama assessment, it's all just ended. Weird. And school's nearly over for the term, which means holidays.
Humph. Mixed feeling about that.
Uh, I dunno what to write and really can't be bothered writing anything anyway. This weekend I meant to finish my CM fic but I didn't. I also wanted to start the short story that's floating round my head. It's about a girl named Greta. That's all I'm saying. :)
My head hurts.
Nyeahgf.
UGAGs for the win.
Today's Quote: "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." -George Orwell (Animal Farm)
Well, I'm glad production is over. At last. Everything seems to be over. My History assignment, production, my Drama assessment, it's all just ended. Weird. And school's nearly over for the term, which means holidays.
Humph. Mixed feeling about that.
Uh, I dunno what to write and really can't be bothered writing anything anyway. This weekend I meant to finish my CM fic but I didn't. I also wanted to start the short story that's floating round my head. It's about a girl named Greta. That's all I'm saying. :)
My head hurts.
Nyeahgf.
UGAGs for the win.
Today's Quote: "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." -George Orwell (Animal Farm)
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