Dammit that Ugly Shakespeare performance was hilarious. Just seriously freaking hilarious!!
I am so sick of hearing your boring stupid stories! Seriously! No-one cares! Keep them to yourself, please, because I am sick of hearing from you! For Bog's sake just - just - just no. Okay? Just no. Please.
Yay for movies at school! Angela's Ashes is so far very - well, not exactly enjoyable, but very good. And Romeo + Juliet is good, even though I'm not a fan of the modernisation whilst keeping the Shakespearian language.
Man, it's cold! Boo!!
Oh great. Here comes the hounds. I am soo looking foward to the tales. Oh yes. Because I love being made to feel stupid. No, really, go on, you're not being insensitive at all. Please continue.
I can predict the future.
Well, at least the ridiculous farce of French class is over. Although, I managed to complete a 12905 and read like 50 pages of my book. King Rat, by China Mieville (who is actually a tough-looking bald guy, with lots of rings in his ear, who doesn't look like a writer. He looks a hell of a lot tougher and scarier than he sounds. His name sounds like a hippie gypsy chick, which he certainly isn't). It is a freaking awesome book. Read it. Even the lagnuage used is awesome. It's pretty unusual - the whole book, not just the language - but it is soo good.
"Piper-man fucker better steel himself for some animal magic."
This sentence is quite awesome to say aloud. xD
Oh, you know the insects with stabby penises that I was talking about yesterday? Find a better explantion (with dinosaurs!) here:
http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1604
Some people are awesome. These people are rare and when you find one, you should lasso them and never, ever let them escape because they are pure sawesome. As in, super-awesome. It's a portmanteau. My sawesome person knows all about portmanteaus because I told them about them. And told them how to spell the word, 'portmanteau'.
Sawesome people are sawesome. Not sawesome people are not.
Today's Quote: "An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows." -Dwight D. Eisenhower
Agreed.
ReplyDeleteWell at least about the ugly shakespeare thing,
and also Angela's ashes (media studies?)
And the cold.
hmm yea may as well say I agree with all parts of your post that I understand.
:)
Hey Jess, just wondering if you're on drugs.
ReplyDelete1. Who is boring? 2. Why do the hounds make you feel stupid? And 3. I said that sentence aloud, and I instantly felt badass.
Only the little pink pills that I take for my hayfever. :P
ReplyDelete1. EVERYONE is boring, when you think about it.
2. Because they are metaphorical hounds.
3. I know, right? xD
Oh, don't worry, Rose, you're not the boring one.
ReplyDeleteYou're not a hound either.
xD
Oh, goody :D
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